"Miley" Yardley

Watching too much daytime TV has imparted a huge a range of completely useless facts. So I can tell you all about Kyle Gillies's kids, Oprah's favourite actors and some interesting name trivia: Trinny's real name is Sarah Jane (that was actually useful at a barbecue the other day, when the subject came up) and that Miley Cyrus, aka Hannah Montana, was baptised or probably flower-childised, "Destiny Hope."

But why is she called Miley, I hear you cry?! Well, it's because as a baby, she was so Smiley. Alice is just the same but also incredibly fascinated with shiney objects. So she will smile for most of her waking hours but when faced with a camera, gets quizzical and just stares.

So here is a shot of Miley Yardley. Such a shame that it's sideways on and she's wearing her Saturday scrubs after having exhausted the bib supply through dribble. The moral of the story is to keep her dressed in Ralph at all times in case she does something cute.